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  Praise for Sparks and Shadows

  “Snyder has a unique voice and her work is almost instantly recognisable … It’s rare to encounter a writer who so loves words and the changes that can be rung and the tricks that can be played. Rare and precious. But because of Snyder’s versatility, it’s difficult to give an overview of this collection. Every piece is different, and every piece demands attention … Dark, funny, and romantic by turns, Sparks and Shadows is a must read. Go! Buy! Read!”

  — Greatest Uncommon Denominator Magazine

  “(N)ot only does Lucy A. Snyder write truly intelligent horror that is both witty and political but her stories and poems tap the feminist potential of horror to illuminate the shadowy extremes of both love and hate… Whether you are looking for dark fantasy or horror or just something to tickle your funny bone, I recommend you pick up a copy.”

  — The Green Man Review

  “The short stories and poems in Lucy Snyder’s debut collection range from dark to very dark to sexy to hopeful, often with a wry twist of humor … Highly recommended…”

  — Sequential Tart

  “At times poignant, witty, erotic, thoughtful, chilling and maniacally gleeful, Sparks and Shadows is a delightful collection and book length introduction to an author to watch.”

  — Horror Reader

  “Lucy Snyder’s Sparks and Shadows is everything you could want in a short story collection. Elegant, beautiful prose, deep emotional writing and powerful stories. Do yourself a favor and grab this one!”

  — James A. Moore, author of Serenity Falls

  Sparks

  Lucy A. Snyder

  CREATIVE GUY PUBLISHING

  Sparks

  by Lucy A. Snyder

  Published by Creative Guy Publishing

  Vancouver British Columbia Canada

  Copyright ©2010 Lucy Snyder.

  No portion of this book may be reproduced in any way, except short quotation for the purpose of review, without the express written consent of the author.

  CGP-2130

  ISBN-10 1-894953-79-7

  ISBN-13 978-1-894953-79-5

  SPARKS edition–first edition Sparks and Shadows originally published 2007 by HW Press.

  First CGP Printing April 2010

  Cover art by Malcolm McClinton

  ©2010 Malcolm McClinton

  Cover design ©2010 Lucy A. Snyder

  All rights reserved, published in Canada

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  Sparks

  Lucy A. Snyder

  CREATIVE GUY PUBLISHING

  Publisher’s Note

  This is a short version of Lucy Snyder’s award-winning collection Sparks and Shadows. If you enjoy these stories, we hope you will consider purchasing the entire collection, which is available both as an ebook and as a trade paperback.

  Introduction: The Surprising Pain and Joy of Lucy A. Snyder (or, Kill Gump)

  by Christopher Golden

  I hate Forrest Gump. Let’s get that out of the way right off. The movie has its charming moments, but there’s too much treacle to go along with it, and too many of its genuine moments have become—through no fault of its own—cultural touchstones, taking all of the power out of them. Any sentimental wisdom or sweetness evident in the “Life is like a box of chocolates” scene has been drained away by that dreaded disease, Catch-Phrase Fever. Fucking Gump. It’s no Titanic—by which I mean it actually has some decent acting—but it bugs the hell out of me.

  All of which is by way of apology for my regretful surrender to the impulse to say this: Lucy A. Snyder’s short stories really are like a box of chocolates. The absolute best thing about the experience of reading Sparks and Shadows is that as you begin each story, you really have no idea what you’re going to get. Some of the chocolates are sweet and some are sour. Some are full of poison and others hide razor blades that will leave you raw and bloody. Quite a few have an aphrodisiac quality … even some of the poison ones.

  The metaphor is overworked. I know. But if you’re rolling your eyes about it, I have one reply—read the book. Seriously. Maybe, like those scenes in the movie, the metaphor has lost its power through overuse, but it is nevertheless the most apt comparison.

  So, what will you find on the following pages?

  Pain and joy, often surprising, though not in equal measure.

  Snyder writes with an unwavering confidence and purpose. There is madness in these pages. There is profound regret and lingering melancholy to be found in “So Lonely as the Grave” and “Darwin’s Children.” Much has been made about the eroticism present in some of these tales—including “Boxlunch,” “The Roses of Gomorrah,” and the phenomenal “The Sheets Were Clean and Dry”—yet I believe that instead of breathless eroticism you will find an admirably honest sexuality that is just one of Snyder’s keenly-honed tools.

  Within these pages, you will find women who demand their dignity, even if only instinct has ever told them they deserve it. You will encounter twists that work even if you’ve managed to see them coming. (One of those is in my favorite story in the book, but I can’t tell you which without giving it away.) There is grotesquerie here, there are ugly consequences, and there is sadness. There are sinister powers lurking just beyond the curtains of our perception.

  And there are other worlds.

  Perhaps more than anything else, it is Lucy A. Snyder’s science-fiction that truly surprises me. I confess I am not a great reader of science-fiction, but I would consume it voraciously if all of its practitioners brought the kind of dark imagination to their work that Snyder does to hers. Some of the stories are shocking in that they culminate in at least a version of happiness [as do several of the non-SF tales in the book], and hope. Others, however, are full of dread. “A Preference for Silence” and “Through thy Bounty” are two of the best stories in the entire volume, and “Burning Bright” reads like the prelude to a series of novels I would love to read.

  “The Dogs of Summer,” on the other hand, is not science-fiction but urban fantasy, full of compassion and the woman-striving-for-dignity element that echoes so convincingly and powerfully in a number of these stories. It is also the only story in the book that seems written by the same author as Snyder’s excellent first novel, Spellbent.

  Yet there are things other than stories within these pages. Snyder offers a small handful of pieces that might be essays or arch asides, as well as a number of her excellent poems. There is an elegance to these poems that is inescapable, and they share the same sense of purpose as the collection’s prose stories. Lest you be tempted to skip these pieces, let me warn you how foolhardy that would be. Snyder’s poems—in particular “The Jarred Heart”—are as effective and affecting as her prose tales.

  It was my great pleasure to read these stories, and I’m certain you’ll enjoy them as much as I did, and be haunted by them, just as I was. I’m also certain that you will come away from them with the same inescapable conclusion—that Lucy A. Snyder is a writer whose stories deserve to be savored.

  Sort of like a box of chocolates.

  Fucking Gump.

  Boxlunch

  ON THE sixth day the Libertarian People’s Army had the city under terrorist siege, Wendy Banks and her husband Juan Petrov ran out of orange juice, beer, hummus, and condoms.

  Wendy, who’d reluctantly resorted to drinking some generic-brand diet soda someone had abandoned at their last party, continued to rummage vainly through the pile of ROM disks, computer cables, socks, and sundry debris around their bed in search of contraceptives.

  “Just one condom,” she muttered. “My left tit for one lousy condom.”

  She spotted a thin p
atch in a promisingly white medical wrapper peeking from beneath a pair of sunglasses. A hormone transderm? Oh, that would be entirely too sweet!

  “Come to mama!” She snatched up the wrapper, only to have her hopes dashed. “Dammit! You’re a bandaid!”

  Disgusted, she crumpled the Curad and threw it back in the pile.

  “Hey honey,” Juan called from his perch on the couch in the other room. “Any luck?”

  “No.” Wendy stomped into the living room. “We are entirely out of anything even remotely resembling birth control.”

  “Well, there’s always your sparkling personality,” Juan replied, then dove for the meager cover of the throw pillows at the other end of the couch.

  “Die!” Wendy leaped onto the couch, grabbed her husband by the waistband of his jeans and bit him on the ass.

  “Ow! Hey, no teeth, no teeth!”

  Wendy sat up, scowling.

  “That was a mean thing to say,” she pouted.

  “But highly accurate,” he pointed out, rubbing his rump.

  Wendy growled and buried her face in her hands. “You know I’m PMS. I’m so horny I could die, and with my luck I’d get pregnant if a sperm were to jump up and yell ‘Boo!’ at me. And I’ve been stuck here all week because the freaking Libbies blew up the freaking gas company, killing dozens of poor freaks working third shift and leaving me freaking unemployed. And my vibrator’s burned out. And I can’t even spend any time with my own husband because your stupid bosses decided they need two backup sysadmins on premises at all times. Though I don’t see how your pulling double-shifts for them is gonna help if the Libbies do their normal thing and blow shit up.

  “And when they finally let you take a day off…WE HAVE NO FREAKING CONDOMS!”

  She began to weep.

  “Aw, don’t cry, honey.” Juan scooted over beside his wife, slipped his arm around her and began to nuzzle her neck. He’d recently trimmed his black goatee and the bristles tickled. “Maybe Penny has some in her apartment upstairs?”

  “Maybe,” Wendy sniffled. “She always did take that ‘Be Prepared’ thing she learned in Kid Scouts pretty seriously.”

  “Computer,” Juan announced. “Connect to Penny’s smartwall.”

  The big flatscreen monitor on the wall facing their couch clicked on. Onscreen, an image resolved of a young dreadlocked woman with pink plastic snakes wound through her black hair.

  “Hi, I’m the avatar for Penny Lucas. In this, our sixth day of chaos, the hot conversation topic remains: the Libertarian People’s Army. Neither Libertarian, nor for the people, nor an army? You decide. Let’s look at the evidence. So far, they seem to be a bunch of unwashed dorks who figured out how to make bombs–”

  “Avatar,” Wendy broke in, rolling her eyes. Penny had it programmed to talk endlessly to foil marketers. “Is Penny home?”

  “Mmmm, I dunno, sugar. You got the magic word?” The avatar crossed her arms and cocked her head to one side.

  “The magic word is ‘weenie-roast’.” Wendy replied.

  The avatar’s image froze for the briefest beat while the password authenticated. “Voice and data match!” the avatar exclaimed. “Hi Wendy, hi Juan. How you lovebirds doing? Sadly, Miss Penny is not at home right now; she’s pulling double shifts at St. Anne’s. She won’t be home for another 14 hours, and after that she’s gonna be asleep.”

  Juan sighed. “Okay, thanks, avatar. Computer, break connection. Find us a music server playing some light trance.”

  The stereo came on. Wendy recognized the music as being an old Massive Attack remix.

  Juan wrapped his arms around Wendy and began to kiss the sensitive spot behind her left ear. Shivers of pleasure ran down her spine.

  “Oh, Juan, don’t start,” she moaned. “We can’t–”

  “Yes, we can,” he whispered. “You just don’t get any man meat.”

  “But I want man meat,” she whispered back. “So let’s go hit the convenience store, huh?”

  ***

  The streets were a stinking mess; garbage service had been suspended three weeks earlier because the Libbies had taken to firing surface-to-surface missiles at city waste collection vehicles. A pair of National Guardsmen were patrolling the street on foot, automatic rifles held at the ready.

  Wendy and Juan picked their way through ruptured bags of garbage fermenting on the sidewalk in the spring sun and entered Halfmann’s Deli & Grocery. They split up, Wendy to seek condoms and Juan for orange juice.

  Wendy found a single $30 3-pack of lambskins still on the rack in the toiletries aisle. They had expired the previous month. She was still staring at the pack when Juan came up beside her with an elderly-looking quart carton of grapefruit juice.

  “They want $15 for this, can you believe it?” he whispered. “They’re out of everything else except a bottle of Clamato.”

  She tapped the price tag above the condoms.

  “Jee-sus,” he said. “I guess it’s tap water and oral sex for us until this mess is over with, huh?”

  Wendy’s eyes narrowed. “Ve should not giff up on ze condom mission so soon, Comrade Petrov. Ve still haff Thorn’s Pharmacy to infiltrate–”

  “I told you I need butter for my kittens!” someone shouted.

  Wendy and Juan turned. A street person had come into the store while they were shopping. His gray hair and beard were a wild mane around his grimy face. He wore a stained, peeling raincoat over a mismatched exercise suit.

  “Sir, please, we’re all out of butter–” the girl at the cash register said.

  “Liar!” the man shrieked. “The lady in the colander helmet told me I should butter the kittens to ensure their acceptance into Vishnu’s secret garden. She said you would have the butter, but you would hide it from me, because you don’t want poor deserving kittens to reach nirvana!”

  “We don’t have any butter…really,” the girl pleaded, glancing out the door past the man. Wendy suspected she was hoping the Guardsmen were within earshot.

  “Liar! Liarliarliaaaaar!” The man scrabbled at the pocket of his coat and pulled out a machine pistol. It looked to be one of the cheap Chinese models, but that made it no less lethal.

  “Oh shit,” Juan muttered. “I bet one of the Libbies gave him that. It’s just the kind of uncontrolled chaos that really turns their crank.”

  The old man was waving the pistol in the air, and the cashier was cowering behind the counter. “Vishnu wants the butter now! Now now now!”

  Before Wendy could stop him, Juan had grabbed one of the two remaining jars of petroleum jelly and stepped to the front of the aisle.

  “I have butter of the earth,” Juan said, holding out the jar. “The dinosaurs made it long ago, and it is very pure. I think Vishnu would be pleased to have it on his kittens.”

  “Earth butter?” The old man looked puzzled, but he lowered the pistol to waist level.

  “Yes, earth butter. Take it. It’s all yours.”

  The man reached for the jar.

  Wendy saw movement in the corner of her eye. A Guardsman had stepped into the store, raising his rifle.

  A pop and flash from the rifle’s barrel.

  The old man’s shoulder exploded in a crimson mist. He shrieked, his gun hand jerking up reflexively. His pistol vomited bullets right at her husband.

  Juan fell.

  ***

  The ambulances got to the store surprisingly fast. Wendy refused to leave her husband’s side, so the medics reluctantly let her ride with him on the way to the hospital.

  She gripped his hand while the EMTs worked to control the bleeding. His belly had been nearly ripped to shreds by the two bullets the old man had managed to fire directly into him. She’d never seen so much blood in her life. Juan’s face was paper-white, and his fingers were like ice.

  “Wendy?” Juan asked weakly.

  “I’m here, Juan,” she said.

  “Can’t…can’t feel my legs…” he trailed off, his eyes rolling up into his skull.


  “Get me another unit of plasma, his pressure’s dropping fast,” the lead EMT said.

  “We’re out, man,” the other said.

  “Shit! Well, his microchip says he’s covered for resurrection. Pass me the cerebral recorder.”

  “Oh God, he’s not–” she began.

  “I’m afraid so, ma’am. Please stay clear,” the first EMT replied. The second passed him a fat steel cylinder with a handle and a cable leading to what looked like a hairnet made up of wires and electrodes. The first EMT put the net over her husband’s head and flipped a switch on the top of the cylinder.

  “Push 9 milligrams of epinephrine; he’s gotta be conscious for a good read,” the EMT continued.

  The second medic injected the drug into her husband. His eyes fluttered open, and the heart monitor started beeping madly.

  “He’s taching bad,” the second said, pulling out a pair of defibrillator paddles.

  “No, don’t,” the first said. “His heart’s pumping air. You shock him now, it’ll screw up the recording and he’ll be gone for good.”

  Her husband went into a spasm of coughing, bright pink foam spilling from his lips. Then he went limp.

  The heart monitor flatlined.

  Wendy stared at the cerebral recorder. “Did – did you get him?”

  The EMT checked the monitor on the side of the cylinder. “Yep. Got him. Your husband’s alive and well in softcopy, ma’am.”

  ***

  After a nerve-wracking hour-long wait, Wendy was met by a doctor from Community General Hospital’s cloning department.

  “Wendy Banks?” he asked as he approached her in the waiting room. He carried an odd-looking black computer drive attached to a fabric shoulder strap. “I’m Dr. Smythe.”

  She stood and shook his hand. “What’s happened?”

  “Well, your husband is fortunate to have an employer who provides for such excellent resurrection benefits. The EMTs were able to do a full, clean download of your husband’s mind in the ambulance. We’ve extracted his DNA, and have begun culturing a clone that will be ready in about 5 years. According to the terms of his insurance, he must stay with his company for at least a year after he is able to return to work, or he loses the right to be downloaded into the clone.”